09 March 2007

It's Not Just A Job, It's An Adventure

It seems the Republican Party has another James Gannon on their hands. Marine reservest - and Conservative Political Action Conference darling - Matt Sanchez is blaming that evil liberal media for bringing to light his work as a porn-star and a gay hooker.

Sanchez believes we should pay more attention to his appearances on Fox News and less to his starring roles in such films as "Touched By an Anal" and "Donkey Dick" (by the name of "Rod Majors," no less!). He's trying to put the whole gay porn/gay prostitute thing behind him.

HOWEVER, Joe.My.God has the scoop. It seems ol' Matt/Rod was looking for some male ass just two weeks ago.

Update: A hilarious take on the whole Matt/Rod matter from Tom Bacchus can be read here (NOT safe for work).