The top 15, courtesy of my friend, Beth:
15. Who do you want on your side in a fight, Bono or Ted Nugent?
14. We're NOT gay!
13. GOP: Gets your whites whiter.
12. Stay the curse!
11. Join the GOP! There's plenty of room in the closet.
10. We have a VERY wide stance.
9. Vote for us or we'll shoot you in the face.
8. One more time? LOL!
7. Vote Cheney for Supreme Overlord.
6. It's Dem or US
5. Boobs on Mt. Rushmore? I don't THINK so!
4. I'd rather be waterboarding.
3. The "new" GOP: Now 97% less smug!
2. Every time you vote Democrat, Jesus cries.
...and the number 1 Republican bumper sticker...
1. Glory, glory-hole-allujah!
