25 January 2010

Big Dick

Just when you think the John Edwards saga couldn't sink any lower...well...there's videotape:
Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains 'several sex acts.' And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD. The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'.
First off, the gall of this man to run for president with such dirty laundry. I mean, really, an affair with a staff photographer while your wife is dying from cancer? And you TAPE it!??! You, sir, make Bill Clinton and Mark Sanford look like saints.

Ok...now that I've said my peace...

They really say "whoa?" Where do I get my hands on this DVD!? ;-)