13 April 2007

Charges Filed In Baker's Dozen Brawl

Quote of the Day:
[Entering a not-guilty plea] was absolutely the right thing to do. He is not guilty. This is an event, not a crime. This is a combination of alcohol and testosterone that happened at a party.
-Tony Brass, attorney to Brian Dwyer, after suspects were finally (FINALLY) charged in the beatings of the Yale University singing group, Baker's Dozen on January 1.

Reconstructive surgery was required for one of the victims and Brass calls this an "event" ?!? What would constitute misdemeanor assault? An irreversable coma?