Wait 'til these people get a load of San Francisco's "Hunky Jesus Contest"...
The Lab Gallery at New York's Roger Smith Hotel has removed a six-foot tall "anatomically correct" Jesus made out of chocolate just days before christians mark the crucifixion of their lord and savior.
As Homer Simpson would say, "Mmm...sacrilicious!"
In honor of the Lab Gallery's lack of cajones, I present to you your Song of the Day:
