10 April 2008

"Raising Cain, I Spit In Your Eye"

Sir Elton John held a fundraising concert at New York's infamous Radio City Music Hall last night, raising $2.5 million for the presidential campaign of Sen. Hillary Clinton.

John's show included such classic singles as "Your Song" and "Border Song." Obviously missing from his set? "The Bitch Is Back" (which, you have to admit, would be the ultimate Clinton campaign song should she somehow pull this nomination out of her ass).

During the show, Clinton addressed the audience:
What I want you to know is I'm still standing.
Roll eyes, slap forehead.