Former Ambassador Alan Keyes, the Maryland resident who ran against Barack Obama in 2004 for the U.S. Senate seat in Illinois (and lost by a whopping 43 points), has dropped out of the Republican presidential race to become the candidate of the uber-fascist Constitution Party.
Let's see...intolerant, check. Homophobic, check. Misogynistic, check. Racist, check. christianist, check.
Yup...seems like a perfectly logical choice to me.
And now the burning question on minds everywhere: Who should be Keyes' running mate? Hmmm...homophobic, intolerant, and Christianist...GOT IT!
Keyes/Santorum, anyone?
