30 May 2008

Fox Traumatic Stress

Jane Clark, a 12-year-veteran of the Fox News Channel, is suing the Fascist propaganda machine for post traumatic stress syndrome. Hmmm...I wonder what caused the diagnosis? Could it be the network's 24/7 pounding of hate and misinformation? How about Sean Hannity's relationship with Lucifer? Or maybe Bitch O'Reilly tickled her in her nether-regions?

Well...no...none of the above.

I'll let her lawyers explain:
[Clark] can no longer go to work after suffering emotional distress due to a continuous and ongoing bedbug problem at work.
I shit you not.

Hey "Bill O" - leave the pets at home, would ya? Shheesh!