Or, "Why Christmas Sucks"
Part 3: Because America gets really, really lame. Princess Leah?! Signing Christmas carols to Chewy, Han, and R2D2 ?!! Are you freekin' kiddin' me with this crap?!?
Jesus Gawd! No wonder Carrie Fisher turned to booze!
UPDATE: The earlier clip has been removed from YouTube and as a result it wasn't playing here. I found another clip and reposted. Sorry if you tried to play it earlier and weren't able to view it. Because...you know...this shit is Christmas gold!
