Kitty Dukakis, Redux

File under "news you can use":

Robert Joseph Barie, 56, of Jacksonville, Florida, was arrested after a Wal-Mart employee called police in reference to a "drunken dispute."

According to the police report, an officer arrived at the store at 1 a.m. Monday and found Barie locked in a bathroom stall drinking Listerine mouthwash. When Barie refused to open the door, the office forced himself in, but not before Barie finished the bottle of mouthwash.

Because...you know...nothing says "Par-TAY" like a Listerine martini at Wal-Mart at 1:00 in the morning.