"Ironical"

The Associated Press, on the announcement by some newspapers that they'll drop the AP and begin using CNN's newswire service:

The CNN wire [is] remarkably, abysmally written.

The AP's entire piece on the promotion of David Gregory to "Meet the Press":

BC-APNewsAlert,0058

NEW YORK (AP) — NBC names named David Gregory as new host of “Today” program.

(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
APNP 12-07-08 0753MST

Hmmm...why do the terms "remarkable" and "abysmal" come to mind?

Huh! I can't figure it out.