We can only speculate why widespread teabagging made [Fox News Fascist Neil] Cavuto think of the Million Man March, unless he got them confused with Dick Armey. And in Cavuto's defense, if you are planning simultaneous teagbagging all around the country, you're gonna need a dick army.-David Shuster, sitting in for Keith Olbermann yesterday on "Countdown."
I almost spit my dinner all over the table when I heard that last night.