It's come to this? The United States Navy has announced that it needs to bolster security at the Kitsap-Bangor Naval Base at Puget Sound.
The base is home to submarines, ships and laboratories and is potentially vulnerable to attack by "terrorist swimmers."
To prevent these "swimmers" from reaching Kitsap-Bangor, the Navy has started training new recruits whose specific mission would be to fight off these water-based attacks.
And who are these few, proud, brave souls?
Anti-terrorism dolphins.