So, you might think from the looks of her mug shot that this is your typical street crack whore. But no. She's a NASA astronaut!Armed with a BB gun and pepper spray, Lisa Marie Nowak drove 900 miles from Houston, Texas to Orlando, Florida to confront a woman she believed to be dating fellow astronaut William Oefelein.
Apparently Nowak and Oefelein had been having a physical relationship.
Oh. And apparently Nowak drove the 900 miles wearing astronaut diapers. That way, you see, she wouldn't have to waste time with rest stops and such things.
Nowak, who is married and has three children, is now charged with attempted murder.
And nursing some pretty nasty diaper rash!
