Throughout her life, she has been Mrs. Scott, Mrs. Street and Mrs. Smith. She was also Mrs. Moyer, Mrs. Massie, Mrs. McMillan, Mrs. Berisford, Mrs. Chandler and Mrs. Essex.
Born Linda Lou Taylor 68 years ago in Alexandria, Virginia, she claims to possess the largest ball of dried paint in the world, yet made the Guinness Book of World Records for another reason entirely.
She's been married 23 times.
Two husbands were homeless. Two were gay. More than a few stepped cheated on her. One choked her and turned her lip inside out. Another secured the fridge with a padlock and a chain.
21 February 2009
The Sanctity of Marriage
Brent and I can't get married once, yet the fascist wing-nuts are perfectly ok with this shit:
