16 March 2009

Breaking News: Nit-Wit Twigs Go Mad

Give me a break:
Pandemonium erupted outside of an "America's Next Top Model" casting call at CW Studios in midtown Saturday when an overheating car triggered a stampede of catwalk-craving cuties. Screaming as they ran for their lives, hundreds of hotties in heels toppled over barricades along W. 55th St. after several people in the crowd started yelling, "There's a bomb!"

One can only hope this will mark the beginning of the end of reality TV.

It won't.

But a guy can wish, can't he?