13 March 2009

Rhymes With "Witch"

Only in Orange County. This skank held up the drive-thru while she called 9-1-1 (9-1-1 !! ) to report that Burger King gave her the wrong burger order. Because...you know...she just picked her kids up at Tae-Kwon-Do and they're hungry and she's totally not gonna cook for them when they get home because she has to drive on the freeway and that sort of concentration makes her so tired and besides she's too busy soaking her rich husband of all his money.

Sigh.

Listen to the sorry exchange with the emergency operator here.

(Shout out: Toddney)