I was, like, running real late so I didn't have time for a ticket, so I told the cop, I was like, "Oh my god, I really need to go, so can we, like, maybe hurry this up?" And he got all up in my face and was like "You should have thought of that before you broke the law."[Insert high screeched giggle here.]
I was like, I wasn't breaking the law I was speeding.Sigh.
