17 January 2008

Huckabee's Crusade

Fascist Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, to supporters in suburban Detroit this past Monday:
I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution. But I believe it’s a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living God. And that's what we need...to amend the Constitution so it’s in God’s standards rather than trying to change God’s standards so it lines up with some contemporary view of how we treat each other and how we treat the family.
Yes...because by all means we don't want to practice that "family values" drivel his party rants on and on about, do we? Love your son or daughter? Guarantee them equal protection under the law? Absolutely not! Graffiti the Constitution: All pipe smokers and carpet munchers be damned!

Huckabee, Tuesday night on the Fox News love fest known as "Hannity and Colmes":
I'm not suggesting that we re-write the constitution to reflect [mandatory church donations] or Sunday school attendance. I want to make that very clear.
Well...now that he's explained himself...I'm so relieved.