04 March 2008

John McCain (BushBitch-AZ)

Bush's little bitch, Sen. John McCain of Arizona, has clinched the Republican Party nomination for president tonight, with primary victories in Rhode Island, Vermont, Ohio, and Texas.

He will have lunch with President Bush tomorrow, where the current chief executive is expected to ask, "Who's Yer Daddy?"

McCain is making his long-winded speech as I type this, and if I hear him say "my friends" one more fuckin' time I'm gonna throw something at the TV.