In a new effort to calm the crisis, President Bush will make a statement on the economy Friday in the Rose Garden.Good Gawd...please don't. You only inject more fear into the process.
And, quite frankly, you're useless at this point.
Add that to your utter incompetence and I think most Americans would rather you just sit up in the White House residence, read "My Pet Goat," and await the arrival of Barack Obama on January 20th.
But until then...don't touch anything!
